Total Medals Earned: 126 (From 39 different games.) Total Medal Score: 2,200 Points
Medals Earned: 4/7 (45/295 points)
Start The Game
Get Defeated by a Nerd
Defeat Jack
Defeat Luis
Defeat ninjamuffin99
Defeat Tom Fulp
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 3/4 (85/185 points)
Finish the game
Collect all coins
Find all the missing ducklings
Find the secret room
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/30 points)
It looks like your vance skill is not good enough.
You probably tried very hard?
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/80 points)
You got the good ending!!
Bad ending! Violence is never the answer!
Worst ending! Boooo!! You suck!!
You got the True Ending!!
Medals Earned: 5/7 (230/340 points)
ROFL ROFL ROFL
Break out the legal way.
Break out the badass way.
Break out the Sneaky Way
Find all 18 FAILs.
...or do you?
Medals Earned: 1/6 (10/155 points)
Correctly guess 5 faces.
Correctly guess 30 faces.
Correctly guess 60 faces.
Correctly guess ALL the faces!
Finish the quiz when the year isn't 2022.
Correctly guess Stepford.
Medals Earned: 2/3 (15/40 points)
Start the game
Beat Week 1 in Story mode and unlock Week 2
Funk on a Friday (real time)
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/190 points)
Collect 100 Dollars worth of Coins!
Collect 500 Dollars worth of Coins!
Collect 999 Dollars worth of Coins (Counter Max!)
Break every single card block!
Medals Earned: 6/50 (30/500 points)
Die.
Complete the tutorial
Start playing!
Enter the tower
Check out the credits
Defeat 1 enemy
Defeat Xenon on Moon 0
Defeat Xenon on Moon 1
Defeat Xenon on Moon 2
Defeat Xenon on Moon 3
Defeat Xenon on Moon 4
Defeat Xenon on Moon 5
Reach the top of the tower
Find all the *totally adorbs* outfits :3
Brandish the Tank
Defeat an enemy using salt and pepper
Defeat the Sheriff
Defeat Xenon on Moon 6
Defeat Xenon on Moon 7
Defeat Camlaidh
Defeat Xenon with your bare hands
Reach halfway through the tower
Survive death
Die by eating an artichoke
Defeat an enemy using a hammer and a sickle
Defeat Don
Defeat an enemy in less than 10 hits
Defeat Xenon on Moon 8
Defeat Xenon on Moon 9
Hover over the reset save button for a bit
Defeat Osha
Reach floor 38 :)
Defeat B. Casual
Bother Yeremey
Collect all items
Finish the game as Albany
Finish the game as Ramzi
Collect all weapons
Find Cai's soul
Defeat Satan
Brandish Sashka
Brandish Chester's finger
Defeat 38 enemies
Finish the game as Yeremey
Obtain Strawberryclock
Collect all Cibo matto items
Finish the game as Radon
Defeat 138 enemies
Defeat 380 enemies
Admire your complete medal collection!
Medals Earned: 2/6 (10/65 points)
Kill your first victim.
Died!
beat the game
Kill 25 or more peeps in one session.